my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
hey baby are you into
broke unstable losers
Conversation I heard in the club.
| Shy Guy: | Hey there.. |
| Random Guy: | Hey what's up? |
| Shy Guy: | Nothing much, just wanted to say you are really cute. |
| Random Guy: | Thanks dude! |
| Shy Guy: | So, are you here with anyone? |
| Random Guy: | Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom. |
| Shy Guy: | Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight. |
| Random Guy: | That's alright it's cool. |
| Shy Guy: | You don't mind me calling you cute? |
| Random Guy: | A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from. |
